it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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