I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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