i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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