my sisters under your porch take her home
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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