We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm drive I can fine osifer
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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