Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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