But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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