I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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