porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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