Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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