me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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