i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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