All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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