North Korea, Best Korea!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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