spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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