"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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