doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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