i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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