well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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