A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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