dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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