She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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