You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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