My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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