I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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