Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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