NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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