So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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