So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If I die, sorry about rent.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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