After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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