I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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