Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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