We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We have started to decorate penises.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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