he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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