He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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