You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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