i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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