You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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