I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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