I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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