you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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