If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
They took my balls.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My vagina is officially offended.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
