Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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