my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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