their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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