Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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