I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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