Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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