We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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