He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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