someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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