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(732): View more from New Jersey

I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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(269): View more from Michigan

I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college

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she has no idea

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(970): View more from Colorado

He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?

(727): View more from Florida

Only if you say it like that.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

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(631): View more from New York

My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

How was it?

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i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night

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