Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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