i can't believe i had my finger in that
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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